Frog Flees Attack Rose, Didn’t Make the News at 11

“I think I took the wrong turn at the water feature.”

It’s June, the month of roses. This rose bush traveled many miles to my garden. The original owner nicknamed it “Attack Rose”. Every time her mother walked near the bush she would get caught in the thorns. I received the bushes’ off-spring—duly christened “Son of Attack Rose”—and he’s living up to his reputation. “Feed me Seymour.

The poor frog can’t move fast enough. It’s not easy being ornamental.




About Fannie Cranium

Writing since she could first hold a pen, Tracy Perkins formed her alter ego, "Fannie Cranium" at the suggestion of her husband. Tracy understands smiling makes people wonder what she’s been up to.
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2 Responses to Frog Flees Attack Rose, Didn’t Make the News at 11

  1. kerbey says:

    A frog! My eyes saw a bull with flaring nostrils–and I’m wearing my readers! Guess that shows I’m from Texas.


    • Now that’s funny. I’d love to see the rose try to down a bull. That would be something.

      Perhaps your eyes wanted to see a bull/frog or a bullfrog and not just a plain tree frog…I’ll have to get the frog horns and a nose ring for Halloween. Viva la readers.

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