Things You Don’t Expect to Find In Your Front Yard

Do you ever wonder if bears really poop in the woods? Based on the amount of scat I’ve seen while hiking I’d say they like to poop in clearings.  The better to see you by.

What about rabbits? Do they poop in the woods? Or are they more resourceful.

While cleaning up after a recent storm, I discovered several examples of rabbits getting the poop scared out of them in my front yard. Hmmm.

If a rabbit poops during a storm, will you hear it? No, but you might step on it.

Unlike my creative friends in Alaska who sell moose poop, I will not be shellacking it, gluing on googly eyes and selling it to tourists. Unless I can partner with Poo-Pourri. Just in time for Christmas.




About Fannie Cranium

Writing since she could first hold a pen, Tracy Perkins formed her alter ego, "Fannie Cranium" at the suggestion of her husband. Tracy understands smiling makes people wonder what she’s been up to.
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6 Responses to Things You Don’t Expect to Find In Your Front Yard

  1. Oh my gosh. Please tell me you are joking about your friend selling glossy moose poop? Your post and photo remind me that, when we were wee, my sister and I used to ping rabbit purls at each other, using them as ammunition.


  2. aplscruf says:

    I’d leave a more clever reply, but I’m all pooped out after reading this blog!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Clever, very clever. 🙂


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