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Smartphone Succubus, The Exorcism

*Warning: Because our cell phones are under the age of consent, their pictures will not appear here. Does anyone know when a cell phone reaches the age of consent? *  *  * The it’s-too-large-to-fit-in-a-pants-pocket smartphone sat patiently on top of … Continue reading

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A Special Edition: My Cats’ Love/Hate Relationship with Owner Paparazzi

One of my good friend’s presented me with the most delicious of gifts. An inflatable unicorn horn for the betterment of my feline friends. A tear or two might have been shed when it was presented. “Could I suffer any … Continue reading

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Invasion of the Caterpillars

Caterpillars rained from the sky like the eleventh plague. The Alders surrounding our home waved their white webbed leaves in the warm spring breeze. The ground around our home squirmed yellow and black. The rain continued with the quiet pattering … Continue reading

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