Tag Archives: Pink

The Betty White

“Fannie, I’m calling to warn you about Aunt Verla,” said Eleanor whispering into the phone. “Eleanor, why are you whispering and what’s wrong with Aunt Verla?” I asked intrigued. “I don’t want anyone to hear me. I’m at mom and … Continue reading

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Invasion of the Caterpillars

Caterpillars rained from the sky like the eleventh plague. The Alders surrounding our home waved their white webbed leaves in the warm spring breeze. The ground around our home squirmed yellow and black. The rain continued with the quiet pattering … Continue reading

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It’s Pink, Get Over It!

The entire neighborhood complained for years when the apartment building fell into disrepair. White paint peeled from the walls and paint flakes littered the sidewalk. The building sold. The neighborhood cheered, until the new owners painted it bubble gum pink. … Continue reading

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